Upright bananas at supermarkets-

So, while diddly-daddling about i came across my television and decided it best to turn it on, as MSN was proving to be quite the bore. It was there that i came across..

'Talking 'bout your generation'
For those of you who insist on captions.

And the forever lovely, forever comedic, Josh Thomas appeared upon my screen and my love for him was immediantly rekindled.

Until.. i discovered the impending message that he is, indeed, homosexual. To this man..

Tom Ballard

What sort of sick irony is this?
So, anyway, to the meaning of this blog..
I know longer have any faith in the male gender. I intend on becoming lesbian, or one of those fucked up people who fall in love with inanimate objects. If i can't have him, no one else will do.

The end.